February 2012
Me: Where?
Me: Who?
Me: You Been Where?
Me: With Who?
Me: Mmm For Real?
Me: Ohh Really That's How You Feel?
i hate hearing people talk on the phone
January 2012
Anonymous asked: Miss you homie. -jaimeson
Anonymous asked: I like how you think you're the shit now cause you smoke weed. LOL nope.
lionthebrian asked: Lets chill!
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At Vegas, when I was on the strip
I went to go take a picture with this halo costume dude. He asked me for some money and before I could say anything he takes off his helmet and says “wait this is going to blow your mind.”
He gives me five dollars and says “merry christmas i’m paying you to take a picture with me.”
December 2011
:|!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second day in Vegas going swell!
I saw the les twins!! LOL
Anonymous asked: Fuckk you were hella chill in your last years post now you just seem always pissed off?
Anonymous asked: Hii! Hope you are doing well have a nice day Josh! :)
Anonymous asked: whos your friend in the green snapback and a grey crewneck with a green color? he's cute c: does he have tumblr? whats his url
megansatpanamaguys asked: hey i want to hang out with you and mlgprotim and take pics and do cool stuff sober or high, dgaf, i miss my lazy ass no good fam
tiimothy asked: mlgprotim tried calling you today
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Getting your license.
chriseezy:
Expectations:
OH ILL BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE EVERYDAY AND PICK UP ALL MY FRIENDS AND GO TO PARTIES EVERYWHERE.
Reality:
Stuck at home with little to no gas in your car and irritated when everyone keeps asking you for rides.
tiimothy asked: Hi im new to this thought id say hi! follow me! (:
In a stunning move that has civil libertarians stuttering with disbelief, the U.S. Senate has just passed a bill that effectively ends the Bill of Rights in America.
The National Defense Authorization Act is being called the most traitorous act ever witnessed in the Senate, and the language of the bill is cleverly designed to make you think it doesn’t apply to Americans, but toward the end of the...
fuck waking up early
November 2011
I think it’s more of a skill to lose my phone twice in an hour.
I told myself I’d sleep at 9, then waited ‘til 10, and plotted to sleep at midnight. Now it’s past midnight and I’m going to do an all-nighter to sleep at 7-9pm later today.
but then again that’s what i say every night.
Lol
MY LITTLE BROTHER STOPPED BREATHING AND IS ON THE...
banami:
ryleejonathan:
Tumblr, I beg you, please pray for him. I can’t lose him. I can’t.
i know this is bad, but i can’t help it.
“Tumblr, I beg you”
better be by his side at all times then..